How to use the Blackmetle (Black Metal + Google) search engine:
Send a letter to Blackmetle, Tiny coffin-like box 666, NO-2001 Lilleström, Norway, containing the search phrase and an international reply coupon. You will receive the top 5 search results, printed on dead Norwegian trees, with a free authentic handwritten Norwegian curse, within 2 weeks. If you are lucky.
(The previous version of the Blackmetle search engine was removed due to complaints that it was too user-friendly.)
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